Elden Ring Unlocking Sorceress Sellen

March 15, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post describes the steps and location necessary to unlock Sorceress Sellen, an important sorcery vendor and someone you must visit during Ranni’s quest awarding the Snow Witch Armor Set part way through the quest. Having access to Sellen helps Elden Ring players progress more quickly to the items they desire.

Waypoint Ruins

Soceress Sellen sells new Glinting Spells clutch for casters, especially Astrologers. She is located in the Waypoint Ruins in Western Limgrave. Below, you can watch how to get to Waypoint Ruins and earn a bunch of runes along the way.

Field Boss – Mad Pumpkin Head

As a caster, hitting him in the head does little damage. However, by using Glinting Arc and Spirit Ashes, which are clutch during any boss fight, I downed the boss with ease. A room opens up and Sorceress Sellen is located inside.

Ranni’s Quest

Ranni’s quest, and the Snow Witch Armor Set, require interaction with Sorceress Sellen. The quest proceeds rapidly if things like Sorceress Sellen already being unlocked are accomplished.

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Elden Ring Tombsward Cave Walkthrough

March 14, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

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Pro Leveling Tip

Run a dungeon several times learning to defeat the dungeon mobs efficiently so you have maximum health, mana, and potions for the boss fight.

Tombsward Cave – Watch Your Step

You’ll get poisoned in Tombsward Cave. The mobs shoot poison arrows and I have not learned how to negate poison effects other than run back to the site of grace, rest, and run the dungeon mobs again. A mob will drop from the ceiling on top of your head dealing damage so take it slow and let the mob fall to the ground.

Tombsward Cave Boss Walkthrough (Miranda the Blighted Bloom)

I melted the boss on the second try. I play Astrologer and this is an extremely close quarters fight. Using Glinting Arc probably would have worked better as there are a few smaller blooms. Beware the lightning bolts but this boss was on easy mode. At level 48, I have 16 strength and 13 Dexterity to use a Claymore and got sexy on Miranda the Blighted Bloom melee style to finish her. Upon death, Miranda the Blighted Bloom drops the Veridian Amber Medallion increasing your stamina when worn.

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Elden Ring Tombsward Catacombs Walkthrough

March 13, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post shares information about a dungeon in Elden Ring with a tricky fire trap and a super easy boss playing Astrologer Mage.

Pro Leveling Tip

Find all the dungeons in Weeping Peninsula and fast travel between them clearing the mobs but don’t engage the boss. You can run back to the site of grace, rest, and the mobs will respawn and continue dropping Runes. It gets a little boring clearing the same dungeon over and over so you can fast travel between them becoming proficient at clearing each of the dungeons in Weeping Peninsula.

Pesky skeleton mobs

Skeletons will respawn if you don’t attack the bones. It gets annoying when you’re fighting adds. In the video above, I ran the mobs in roughly six and half minutes, I might have died. Later, at the bottom of the post you’ll see some of my first tries in the dungeon failing epically.

Annoying Fire Trap

I died a few times figuring out the fire trap. The video below describes defeating the fire trap and progressing through the dungeon in just over a minute.

Boss Fight (Cemetery Shade)

I melted the boss as Astrologer, a completely unfair fight. The boss drops Lhutel the Headless, a Spirit Summon but I haven’t figured out how to use a Spirit Summon to assist in battle.

Become proficient at clearing any dungeon mobs

This will help you have maximum flasks for the boss fight. Below is some frustration navigating the fire trap.

Elden Ring is Frustrating as you Die … a Lot

Elden Ring isn’t for everyone. This is definitely not a charge them and pwn them type of game. You’re going to die … a lot … especially in dungeons. Apparently these dungeons are optional but killing bosses drop loot and dungeons give good runes to help level and make your character more powerful. Below is some 16 minutes of epic failz in Tombsward Catacombs.

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Elden Ring Morne Tunnel Walkthrough

March 12, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post shares information about an early “optional” dungeon in Elden Ring. The dungeon doesn’t seem optional when considering this, like Limgrave Tunnels, is a great place for smithing stones to upgrade weapons and shields.

Pro Leveling Tip

One of the best leveling tips I can give as mid 30s is discover all the dungeons in an area and run the mobs multiple times. Before progressing to the boss, level up so you risk as few runes as possible when failing to the boss multiple times. I discovered all the dungeons in the Weeping Peninsula and fast travel between the dungeons, clearing the mobs multiple times to make runes and level.

Stones For Upgrades

Smithing stones improve your weapons. You can use the smithing stones at the anvil located at the church of Elleh which you will visit quickly when starting in Limgrave at the first step. Morne Tunnel is located in the Weeping Peninsula which is one of the first areas you will discover to the south of Limgrave and is apparently designed for levels 20-30.

Boss Fight

The boss of the tunnel dungeon is Scaly Misbegotten and playing as Astrologer, the boss never hit me once. Glinting Pebble is go to spell for Astrologer. Scaly Misbegotten drops the Rusted Anchor, a weapon Astrologer can’t really use because all my leveling points are going to Intelligence (more damage on spells) and Mind (more mana).

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Elden Ring Earthbore Cave Walkthrough

March 11, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

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Elden Ring Pro Leveling Tip

Clear the dungeon mobs multiple times. Earn runes. Level. Run back to the site of grace at the dungeon entrance, rest, and defeat the dungeon mobs again. This process will help you run the dungeon mobs most efficiently when you’re ready to clear the dungeon boss. And, make sure you don’t have a lot of runes. The best time to try and clear an Elden Ring dungeon is after you’ve leveled at the dungeon site of grace.

Earthbore Cave mob walkthrough

first, when you enter the dungeon, there’s a treasure chest. If you run at the treasure chest you fall through the floor into a room with five rat mobs. They all add you die. But, it’s fairly easy to recover your runes. The mobs in the cavern are rats and I have no problem taking them down as mid 20s Astrologer utilizing Glinting Pebble.

Earthbore Cave Boss – Runebear

You’ll pass a point of no return when you fight the rune bear the first time. The boss is asleep. You can safely jump off to a ledge then jump down again and you’re in the room with the Earthbore Cave boss, Runebear. However, if you lose your runes, the only way you can get them back is by defeating the boss. The best time to clear a dungeon and try to defeat the dungeon boss is just after you’ve leveled up. You shouldn’t have many runes left to lose because if you die, the runes become less and less until they’re are not any runes left to recover. I finally got the Runebear at level 59

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Elden Ring Deathtouched Catacombs

March 11, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post shares information about a dungeon in Elden Ring with a highly desireable early game weapon known as the Uchigatana. I actually went back for this weapon after reading about the gear’s highly desirable attributes for boss fights especially for Astrologer Mages.

Dungeons are great for collecting runes (xp)

Runes = xp. xp=levels. One levels at sites of grace. Deathtouched Catacombs feature skeleton mobs respawning if you do not attack the bones in time. You have to make your way to a lever opening the door near the site of grace for the dungeon then make your way back to the door now open and fight the Black Knife Assassin who will drop the Assassin’s Crimson Dagger.

Black Knife Assassin

After several tries on the boss, I finally realized keeping my distance and pwning him with Glinting Pebble. I only have pro tips on playing Astrologer as this boss was easy mode once I figured out the range. You can forward through the video below to see when I actually defeated the Black Knife Assassin and was awarded the Assassin’s Crimson Dagger.

Players die a lot in Elden Ring

I’ve died so many times I’ve lost count. Watch below for some epic failz in Deathtouched Catacombs especially against the boss, Black Knife Assassin.

Returning to the dungeon for the Uchigatana

I learned, through research, this weapon is one of the best in the game and highly desirable for the class I’m playing. Returning to the dungeon after so much time and realizing how easily this loot is missed because the good loot is hiding. Returning to places I’ve already been are a thing for me when I need something like a Somber Smithing Stone (5) to upgrade a weapon to level seven because I have stones level (6) and stones level (7).

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How to get a horse in Elden Ring

March 10, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post describes getting your horse in Elden Ring as the first task to accomplish when players emerge from the Stranded Graveyard and Cave of Knowledge.

Torrent, Spirit Steed

You’ll need the Spectral Steed Whistle to summon your horse in Elden Ring. One obtains the Spectral Steed Whistle, automatically, when one visits the third Lost Site of Grace. Dungeon sites of grace, like the one in Groveside Cave, do not count as the sites of grace must be “outside”. Getting Torrent, the Spectral Steed, your horse in Eldin Ring, can be accomplished early on. In fact, it can be the first thing you do once you emerge into Limgrave.

One can obtain the horse in Elden Ring early on, very early on if you follow a path Northwest when you emerge from the Stranded Graveyard and Cave of Knowledge into Limgrave past the Church of Elleh and to the north of Groveside Cave where you’ll come upon the Gate of Ruins. You should encounter two Lost Sites of Grace.

The third Lost Site of Grace can be found to the Northeast near the Dragon Burnt Ruins. When visiting the your third lost site of grace, and touching the site, a movie will trigger and Melina will give you the Spectral Steed Whistle.

Riding Torrent

One must open their inventory and use the whistle to summon Torrent. There is a way to place the whistle on your “hot bar” which is different than the four icons you see in the lower left of your screen. You can also place the whistle as one of the choices when using your d pad to instantly use items, like potions, by hitting the X button.

Riding Torrent is fairly easy, use the B button to make the horse run faster. Your character, when on foot, will also sprint if you hold down the B button. One can press A twice for a high jump by the horse. One can also engage in combat from your horse and your horse can die.

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Elden Ring Groveside Cave

March 9, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post describes the first dungeon players should encounter in the game. Dungeons are a great place to collect runes, get items, and practice tactics against various bosses.

Players die a lot in this game

Mastering combat takes time and I’m not big on learning defensive moves. Running away and barrel rolling are clutch, especially in boss fights. After failing several times in the Dragon Burnt Ruins, and dying to it’s boss, Flying Dragon Agheel, I decided to explore other areas of Limgrave and came upon the Church of Elleh, where you find a vendor to buy and sell goods, and Groveside Cave.

In Groveside Cave, it’s fairly easy to get to the boss, one merely has to clear a pack of four wolves, then two wolves, then a solo wolf. I’m playing Astrologer so the ranged attack has been clutch. Here’s some video inside Groveside Cave dying, a lot, and failing to the boss over and over. The frustrating part is having to fight the pack of wolves over and over again because when you fail the dungeon, the mobs are respawned.

Beastman of Farum Azula

After finding the best tactics to defeat the wolves, one traverses the mist to face the boss of Groveside Cave, Beastman of Farum Azula. I’m playing Astrologer and quickly learned taking him down with ranged spells, particularly Glinting Pebble, as this is the best damage per mana point available at this early state, was the best way to fell the enemy. Barrel Rolling to avoid his attacks and keeping him locked on target by pressing the right stick down was the best way for me to defeat the boss. Running from him when he’s not being targeted by pressing the right stick down again (this process will toggle targeting him and not targeting him). You can watch more epic fails below and see how running from him is quite easy.

Defeating Beastman of Farum Azula

Defeating the boss will award you the flame drake talisman reducing fire damage taken which could be clutch when facing another Limgrave Optional Boss, Flying Dragon Agheel. I found auto targeting the boss and barrel rolling away to dodge his attacks and moving backwards, a lot, was the best way to defeat the boss as Astrologer class using Glinting Pebble for my attacks. In the video below, I defeat the Beastman of Farum Azula around the twenty minute mark. And, I don’t bother you with advertisements.

Also, while in Groveside Cave, make sure and collect crafting materials like cave moss and silver firefly. There are some bodies to loot with other items.

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Elden Ring Dragon Burnt Ruins

March 8, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post describes an outdoor area players will encounter when emerging from the games starting point in the Cave of Knowledge. The ruins are a good place to earn runes, learn combat, deal with adds, and not to open every chest.

Limgrave – The First Step

You’ve successfully traversed the Stranded Graveyard and Cave of Knowledge and arrive in Limgrave. Where to go first? Well, visit the closest Lost Site of Grace and turn your attention northeast where you’ll come upon a mini dungeon known as the Dragon Burnt Ruins. This seems to be the first “point” on the map to be marked.

First Sword Stone Key

You’ll find a sword stone key outside in the ruins near the small encampment with several mobs. Once defeating the mobs, and the annoying dogs, you’ll enter a small room with a corpse to loot and defended by a rat who is easy to defeat. The corpse contains a sword stone key, but, apparently, you need more than one sword stone key to open the grave in the Cave of Knowledge so don’t bother traversing back to it after obtaining this sword stone key.

Flying Dragon Agheel

Lying northwest of the Dragon Burnt Ruins is an encampment of mobs. When approaching the mobs, Flying Dragon Agheel will swoop down and kill the mobs and then proceed to kill you over and over. Below is a video of failing epically to this optional boss.

Onto other parts of Limgrave

After spending some hours exploring and trying to defeat the dragon burnt ruins, and dying, a lot, to mobs and the boss, Flying Dragon Agheel, I decided to explore other areas of Limgrave. Elden Ring is frustrating as you die, a lot. And here’s my first #protip regarding Elden Ring. Avoid unnecessary combat. And, this is not a rush the mob and kill it game by any means.

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Elden Ring Opening Movie

March 7, 2022 | Posted in Elden Ring | By

This post describes the opening scenes of the game and first area walkthrough. Players new to the game will benefit in learning in five minutes what took me two hours.

Elden Ring appears to be all the rage

Thanks to my friend for publishing. Elden Ring, released on February 25, 2022, is apparently the hottest game these days. I’ve never heard of it, never played it, never played any of the forerunners so I figured I would purchase the game and play.

The opening movie is cool as the art work is fabulous and I gather we’re suppose to find the ring shards, assemble the ring, and become the Elden Lord. There’s apparently multiplayer but naw I’ll play the game, make some videos, and maybe some people will watch. And, there’s no real maybe about it. People will watch as the video below showed up to 104 people the minute the video was published. Maybe I make the videos and he publishes the words.

I spent an hour and a half making it through the Stranded Graveyard to Limgrave where the game really starts. The video below takes you through the steps getting to Limgrave including defeating a boss named Soldier of Goldrick as quickly as possible. I died several times trying to defeat him and let’s just say watch the video and used your ranged attack. I missed gesturing to to the tree and will have the opportunity to do so again because I’m going to die at this new dungeon and resurrect inside the cave of knowledge, and correct a mistake.

Learn and Practice Combat in the Stranded Graveyard

In the cave, practice the different combat moves especially jump attack and charge attack. Learn the ranged spell. When selecting your keepsake, choose the keepsake adding hit points, the crimson amber medallion, the first choice. When fighting the Soldier of Goldrick, the first time you face him, as the “boss” of the starting point, simply used your ranged attack called Glinting Arc. He dies in a few hits

Sites of Grace and Graveyard Save Points

These are mini save points and rest points to restore hit points and mana. There are also tasks you can perform like recharging flasks which are clutch. Also learn how to insta use these items in your inventory. This certainly isn’t a walkthrough and I haven’t even learned to gesture.

In the Stranded Graveyard, before you traverse the mist to fight Soldier of Goldrick, you’ll have a chance to “save” yourself at this graveyard marked by a statue and this is where you will resurrect if Soldier of Goldrick kills you.

Limgrave Awaits

The reward for writing 500 words is playing the game more. There are a number of directions to travel and I chose to avoid unnecessary combat until I reached some kind of point on the map to “defeat”. There’s a dungeon to the east of Limgrave and I’ve already spent some time dying … a lot … apparently in Eldin Ring, you die a lot. I can attest this to be the case.

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